Hot as a fever. Rattling bones.

Hiya kids. How are you? I am TIRED and a bit crabby. Oh noes! I just got off work at Forever 21 and came home to watch new Scrubs (!!!!) before a long night of studying Speech Science. Yuck.


So this weekend was very eventful and lovely. Let's do a rundown here:

Friday- Friday I worked at TC with Jimmy. We were the only two for a solid two hours. It was nice though because Jimmy is honestly one of the only people that truly gets me and I feel cool enough with to just sit with and do nothing. We watched the coneheads while it was slow. GREAT MOVIE! Eventually some kids came in. My buddy Caroline from NSSLHA came in with her drunk ass sorority friends. Don't get me wrong, I don't typically stereotype but KappaDaapaOmegaSlappas all really aggrivate me. This year I recently became really close with Caroline after sharing a room in Chicago for a few nights and was super happy to have her visit at TC. We talked about snuggies and how in chicago I got drunk as hell and spit my best game at her hot asian friend. I love hipster minorities, God help me. She left and shortly after my buddy Abby J came up with her man John (or as I call him, Civil War Beard or CWB for short) to drank some drinks. We knew Abby J was coming (and we assumed she'd be in a snuggie...) so we changed the marquee to say "WELCOME TO SNUGGIE NIGHT!". I love that I get to change the marquee. LOVE it. Sorry, awful CSD joke. A little while after Abby and CWB came, my old boss Gabe stopped up to see me as a bartender. I am super awkward as a bartender but luckily I am cute so he tipped me a lot. And bought me whiskey. And stared at my boobs. OHH just like the old days at HPT when I was a server and he was my creepo boss. Don't get my wrong, Gabe is a sweet guy but do you really need to show up on you off days and sit in my section and stare at me? Or tell me I look like Drew Barrymore when she was "sexy as fuck" and "used to fantasize about her". OH well, he kept it clean and we had some good chats about Cochlear implants and green-ing vacines to prevent autism. I love debating that shit.


Saturday- OH Valentine's Day. Well first off, I woke up and immediately bought my Kings of Leon tickets. I bought two even though no one has agreed to go with me for sure yet. Bethany says she will but since she's in Athens I want a back up. I called up JD and told him he still owed me for dragging me to a ween concert in columbus when we were dating. He grudgingly agreed. HOLLAR! So, VD night we were to hold a break-dancing competition at TC. Jim and I went up early to clean (espcially the floor so those crazy kids could spin their little hearts out). Working that night were myself, Jim, Drew, Johnny, Scott, Scott, and Michael. Yeah, me and dudes! What a terrific V Day! So I told the dudes that for valentines day I wanted to beat the top score of nudie photo hunt. OH AND GUESS WHAT I GOT! A 350,000 something score! Thanks dudes! Anyways, during the competition the bar was slow so I sat behind the soundboard with Mike and drank some G&T's and watched the dancers sass each other's faces off. I know now that that is all break dancing is: sassing. They seriously do some spins, weird spasms and then get in another dancers face, as if to say "TOP THAT SASS!" By the end of the night Mike and I were pretty drunk and laughing pretty hard at this sassing. During our time behind the board I told Mike about my elaborate dream where my facebook began to update itself and included my blood type. Mike laughed about this for a solid 10 minutes. Once everyone left, our crew decided to test out our dancing skills. It didn't go well. Saturday was the best valentine's day I've ever had. I love all my boys from TC so much. It was much better than a lame date with only ONE dude. Monogomy is for losers.


Sunday- Sunday Jill and I decided to have a homework/food party. This quickly turned into sleepover. We had dinner at Habenero (veggie burrito for me of course! I'm like 3 weeks strong here bitches!) and made fun of just about everyone in our major as always. Especially some interesting texts I received from a classmate. After that we headed back to Jill's to contemplate spending out summer in a treehouse. Yes, a fucking treehouse. Jill's buddy asked her (and for her to ask me) if we'd like to spend our spring break in a "forest hostel" in Georgia (foresthostel.com). As the night progressed, we both decided if nothing else, this will be a novel story to tell friends. Only Jillbert could talk me into this shit. After perusing pictures of our short-term home (which cannot be described as anything but a TREEHOUSE), we watched Rock of Love Bus and Tool Academy. This may sound ridiculous but trust me, this makes sense. Watching these shows makes Jill and I feel better about ourselves. Like ROL, after viewing one episode I realized how lucky I am to not own any leopard print clothes (apperantly that attracts the Bret Michaels types). After watching Tool Academy, I was suddenly thankful that I have not settled for a crappy boyfriend over being single because these bitches appreciate their boyfriends even making them salad. This girl FLIPPED out that her dude got caesar salad? Is that that impressive? Really? Is chivalry dead? Or is this girl just an idiot? Secret answer c, both. Anyways, after ROL and Toolness Jillbert and I watched some Sex and The City and mocked Miranda's baby orangutan post sex hair (even though I shouldn't mock, cus if I were getting any mine would be eeriely similar....). Jill passed out at like 1am like a baby and I stayed up drinking woodchuck alone til about 2. Oh and I watched old Saved by The Bell. I live for that show.

Monday - School. School fails. No stories there. Except my speech science teacher is so yummy. Thanks, Columbia! We appreciate it!

Today, Tuesday - I worked at XXI. Ugh. This place sucks but its money and its fuckin easy. I saw Leyla, Ana and Blaine. That was nice. On my way home I stopped at Noodles and Co because I had never been. Since I am an employee of N&C as of this Thursday, I thought I'd test that mother out. Wisconsin Mac and Cheese + Tobasco = CHEEZ SEX! It's sooo good. Now I am watching Scrubs and it is not new as the commericals advertised (!!!!). Even though I have seen this episode a few times now (thanks, online full episode player!) I still laughed super hard at, "What is Elmo, a seal?" and "I'm watching you John Dorian! And my eyes never shut!"



All in all, life is pretty good. Off to drink chocolate soy milk and devour my speech sci notes before my midterm tomorrow! See what I did there?!