First off I slept in AND got to watch Tyra. Always a good start to the day. Her insanity makes me feel good about my insanity. After that I decided it's time I finally sell back my books. So, this is when shit got weird. When I sold back the books my cashier was mildly hitting on me. No big deal I ignored it. I had to show him my ID when I actually got the cash. My ID is from when I had longer platinum blond hair. Here is what blond (and super drunk) Claire looks like for you those who forgot:
Anyways, THE DUDE FLIPPED OUT! He started rambling about how that wasn't a good look for me and how the new cut and color showed off my "gorgeous features". Whoa. Then he proceeded to pull other cashiers over and show them my ID. Seriously. This happened. I'm pretty sure I've never been more uncomfortable in my life. Just when I thought it was over, the guy grabs my arm, looks me dead in the eyes and says "Seriously, you are beautiful." Whoa. Note to self, wear fake engagement ring to bookstore. Fake engagement is usually saved for nights bartending but I guess its now a necessary item at DuBois. Ugh.
After that weird run-in I had my first class of the day. Women and Religion. Women's Studies. It's pretty much just how you are picturing it in your head. Everyone is a raging liberal and a hyper conservative. Half the class is there because they hate men, the other half cause they love Jesus. I don't really know why I landed on this elective. I guess 12 years of catholic school really makes me hate religion so I wanted a new point of view on religion. We will see. I'm sure some good stories will come out of it. I wore fake engagement ring to the class (after said bookstore incident) and some girl in my "small circle" flipped out on me for "Getting married". I just smiled and nodded. Women are nuts!
Audiology was canceled for the week. Good old, DM. He's in Texas that ass. Jealous.
Then I went to work. There was an accident on 71 and I almost ran out of gas. I was about 45 minutes late. Ooops. Luckily everyone is pretty cool there so it wasn't too big of a deal. Then I bought this hat:
Yes, I bought a cloche. It sort of looks like something you should wear if you are in a garden picking daisies but whatever. Maybe I'll be in a meadow some day soon. You never know....
Annie from NSSLHA was supposed to call me today to tell me if I got RC. She called when I was at work. She won't answer now. Ugh. I guess I have to wait another day. I swear, if I get this, I am going to march into DM's office and give him a big old high five. Then I'm skipping over to Carney's office and we're gonna high five too. Then I'm going to the dean's office and laughing in her face. COME ON UC!
Sorry. Had to be done.
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